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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...
At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
I just saw some idiot at the gym...
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!