There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...

I’ve heard nothing since.

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"