There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel...

It's a sound investment.

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said: "Turn left here."

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.