Favorite this joke My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
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