What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.

I asked: “What are you doing?”

He said: “Working from home.”

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

Due to the quarantine...

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.