Peter P. Profile

Image
 

Peter P.

User Details

Member Since : May, 2019
# of jokes posted : 75
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
Location: United States
won: $ 115.00
0 votes

An Irish toast: May you live as long as you want, and not want for as long as you live.

A French toast: bread, eggs, milk, butter, and maple syrup.

0 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Peter P." |
0 votes

Don't invite author John Milton to your group's game nights.

Whenever he's around, there's a pair of dice lost.

0 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Peter P." |
$7.00 won 3 votes

If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Peter P." |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I was reading the parable of the Good Shepherd to my little girl for her bedtime story. I got to the part about the Good Shepherd counting the 99 sheep, expecting to have 100, and getting ready to go out to find that one lost sheep.

Great bedtime story, great message about a father's infinite love, right?

Then my daughter asks, "Daddy, he was counting sheep, right? When he was counting those ninety-nine sheep, why didn't he fall asleep when he got to around number 20?"

1 votes

posted by "Peter P." |