My little sister is allergic to fish, but I didn’t realize that fish were allergic to her.

She took Monstro out of his goldfish bowl to play with him, and he immediately started to gasp and turn blue.

My new AARP membership arrived in today’s mail as a scratch & sniff card.

I scratch my head over saving a buck on a hotel room and sniff back the tears of joining the blue-haired 4:45 dinner special.

The little boy scurried into the mom & pop grocery store with a worried look on his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.

"What’s this for, sonny?"

"Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet... do you have that?"

The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...

Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.