Favorite this joke First Student: "Great Scott! I've forgotten who wrote 'Ivanhoe'?"
Second Student: "I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote 'A Tale of Two Cities'?"
"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."
"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"
"Why is it that a judge has so little time left for himself?"
"I suppose it's because he is so busy."
"Wrong. It's because he hands out so much time to other people."
Teacher: "Walter, spell FROG."
Walter (rather frightened): "F-R, F-R..."
Then the boy sitting in back of him stuck him with a pin and Walter yelled, "Oh gee!"
Teacher: "Correct!"
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