I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...

He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

He who drinks a fifth on the fourth...

May not be able to go forth on the fifth!

You said everything would be back to normal after June!

Ju-Lyed!

My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...

I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.