As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...

Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Me: *Tells joke to wife*

*Silence*

Me: *Repeats joke to wife*

Wife: “Oh no, I heard you.”

Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means.

It’s not the end of the word.