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Favorite this joke Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
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Why was 4 scared to ask out 5?
Because 4 was 2².
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Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...
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I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.
He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
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