I was sending out a business email to several people and shortly thereafter my daughter, Margaret, sent back a message, “I think this was meant for a different Margaret.”

So I tried again, but didn’t realize my auto-fill kept adding daughter Margaret to the email, not the Margaret I was trying to email.

Another email from the daughter came: “You did it again. Wrong Margaret.”

I replied, “This is frustrating. There’s just one way to solve this. Daughter, you need to change your name.”

A senior citizen was showing off a new car he had bought to his grandson.

"Let's go for a spin," he told the youngster.

The old man pulled out of his driveway and placed his fingers above the top of the steering wheel, controlling it only with his thumbs pressed against the lower edge of the wheel.

"That's weird," the grandpa said, "I still don't hear anything."

"What are you talking about?" the grandson asked.

"The car salesman said I could hear lots of different kinds of music if I used a thumb drive."

Husband: I hate getting old. No one flirts with me anymore.

Hard-of-hearing Wife: I don't remember you ever doing that. In fact, it's rather disgusting.

Husband: What do you mean? You used to flirt all the time!

Wife: Flirt? Oh, I thought you said 'Fart'.