Where are average things manufactured?

At Satisfactory.

Dentist warns his patient: “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s okay, I can handle it.”

Dentist: (sighs) "I'm sleeping with your girlfriend.”

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Friend 1: Let's go for a movie.

Friend 2: I've got a doctor's appointment today.

Friend 1: Just cancel it, tell him you're sick.