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Worrying works...
90% of the things I worry about never happen!
Top ways high egg prices are changing the world:
Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells.
Eggs are now considered too good to scramble.
"Laying an egg" is now a compliment.
People are starting to ask for a cost-of-mayo raise.
You can have a steak. Or, for $2 more, an egg salad sandwich.
To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 30-30 rule.
After 30 minutes of work, quit your job and buy a 30 acre farm in the middle of nowhere.
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