Favorite this joke My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
Be careful driving on the holidays.
The roads will be crazy.
A lot of guys get drunk so their wives will be driving.
I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...
But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.
I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.
The lesson Harry and Meghan are trying to teach us?
There is no better way to ask for more privacy than by doing a 6-part documentary series on Netflix.
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