The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.

They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"

“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”

A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.

It's called, "Read between the wines."

What do you call a scary hardware store?

Harbor Fright!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!