Favorite this joke My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.
Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Whenever my wife uses the phrase, "I was thinking... "
That means I either have to move, build, paint, or buy something."
My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.
I said no.
He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.
I then thought, I could actually win this.
I got a phone call when I was in the pub,
"If you don't get home in ten minutes I'm giving the dog your dinner!"
So I went home.
I love that dog.
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