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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 613
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Location: United States
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My nephew came over the other day and he was wearing a helmet, shoulder pads, knee pads, and gloves.

He said, "I'm gonna ride my bike!"

I said, "Where? Through a minefield?"

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You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!

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As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.

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Always keep several get well cards on the mantel...

If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

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