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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 613
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Location: United States
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray.

When you’re smashed with a jug in a South Auckland pub, that’s a Māori.

When you see a big boat tied up with a rope, that’s a mooring.

When you wake up and it’s bright because it’s no longer night, that’s the morning.

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"You want us to do WHAT?"

- Ancient Chinese wall engineer.

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As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Today is going to be a great day! Can't you feel it?"

I did.

I went home.

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I struck a deal with my local gym.

They wanted $24 a month if I show up, but only $12 a month if I don't show up.

That's 50% off!

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