A naked man runs into a tailor's shop.

The tailor says, "You can't be in here with no clothes on!"

The man says, "Come on mister, cut me some slacks?"

A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.

The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"

The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"

My wife and I are a temperamental couple...

I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.

You matter...

Until you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light.

Then you energy.