Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.

My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside.

He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?”

I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”

What is your resolution going to be for the new year?

Still on 1080p?

Or upgraded to 4k already?