Just so everybody's clear...

I’m going to put my glasses on!

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

He puts on another coat.

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

“Cargo space?” he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, “Car no do that... car go road.”

A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They asked: “Arson?

The officer replies: “Yes, your son!”