Today I took my car in for a quick oil change at a business that features a prominent disclaimer saying they do not warranty their workmanship.

It's called Iffy Lube.

I saw a coupon for a discount on a vasectomy.

I clipped it.

I opened an Air BnB at the corner of a busy intersection.

There were three businesses at the other corners: a gastroenterologist, a diarrhea clinic, and a spa that did colonics.

I decided to call my Air BnB: "The House at Poo Corners"