A lady married her husband's brother after she became a widow.
A few days passed, a friend came to her house. Upon seeing the picture of her ex husband on the wall, the friend asked, "Who is that?"
The lady replied, "Oh well, that's my brother-in-law."
I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's...
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"
Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"
David called his son-in-law Mike on their third marriage anniversary to congratulate them. As Mike picked up the phone, David said, "Congratulations Mike, on your marriage anniversary! What are you doing?"
With a heavy sigh, Mike replied, "Tolerating, Sir."