A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.

A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock. He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!