A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside at a nudist colony. The history professor asked: “Have you read Marx? The psychology professor replied: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs.”

A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”

Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.

Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.