While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.

"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."

"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"

It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.

Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!