One day, a young girl went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned.

The doctor asked, "What happened?"

The girl replied, "Well, I was ironing my boyfriend's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!"

The doctor replied, "What about the other half?" The girl answered, "They called back!"

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"

John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.

The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! "

John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "

An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:

“What I most admire about your art…

You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”

"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"