“Daddy, I inherited my intelligence from you, didn’t I?”

“That’s right my clever girl!”

“That makes sense, because mommy still has hers.”

Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...

It's because they're Inca hoots!

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

I listen to the radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.