There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by.

It read: "So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years!"

Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Must be all the indoor-fins.

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

He was a little hoarse