Lord, Give me coffee to change the things i can change...

... and wine to accept the things I can't.

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father.

Son: Ok, dad.

Next day

Father: How was your exam?

Son: Who are you?

I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."

Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."

If you want to change the world, do it when you are single!

Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.