"What's your favorite childhood memory?"
"Not paying bills."
Teacher: Why are you late, John?
John: Because of the sign down the road.
Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?
John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'
Hey Dad, can you pass the salt?
I don't know, son, can you pass the semester?
A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money...
So I woke up and searched with him.