I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."

A man found a defenseless baby squirrel in the woods. He placed the tiny creature inside his shirt to carry it out.

When asked about his act of kindness he said, "No way I could leave this little critter in distress. However, I have a word to the wise, make sure you tighten your belt a notch or two before you toss one in your shirt."

In a European town the streets were cleared for an annual race.

The second place driver said the winner cheated by using one of those round intersections with several exits as a shortcut.

In the end the judges decided the winner did no wrong.

After all, turnabout is fair play.

The IRS is out of control...

Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!