Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes."

Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!"

My doctor has an odd sense of humor.

When I broke my leg skiing he thought it was humerus.

What do you call words that upset rabbits?

They're called 'Hare Triggers.'