A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut.

“Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber.

“Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man. “I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensive?”

The barber explained, “It’s $5 for the actual cut and $20 for the search fee.”

Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute?

It was his sixty-second birthday.

A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted.

They assured him he would be covered.

Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."