I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said, "So will you."
I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.
This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...
Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?
Hipsters hate rivers...
Too mainstream.