Electile Dysfunction - the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?
R2Detour.
A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.
“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.
“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”
“My wife.”
I ate a box of Thin Mints.
I didn’t get any thinner.
I don’t think they work.