I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea.

He said he can’t complain.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

A man waiting for a bus held his hands about four inches apart. He got on the bus l, and when the driver asked for his fare, the man told him to take the money out of his coat pocket. The driver did as he said and drove on.

The man walked to the rear of the bus and sat down, still holding his hands in the same position. A woman passenger turned to him and asked, “Excuse me sir, are you alright?”

“Yes I am, thank you,” he replied.

“Then why are you holding your hands like that?”

“Because I’m on my way to a hardware store and I need a piece of pipe this long.”

Moe: "Where did Larry go?"

Curly: "He’s round in front."

Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."