Father: Now Little Johnny, be good while I’m away.
Little Johnny: Okay dad, I’ll be good for a dollar.
Father: Why son, when I was your age I was good for nothing!
A man and his wife are talking:
Man - "What would happen if I were to win the lottery?"
Woman - "I would take half and leave you in a heartbeat!"
Man - "I won twelve dollars, here's six now get out!"
How do Spanish cows say thanks for the food that he eats?
“Moo-chas Grass-ias!”
I have so much debt...
I can start a government.