Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.

Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?

Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

I once had an invisible calendar.

Now that's something you don't see every day.

I named my son Driew, instead of Drew.

It’s only weird if you say it backwards.