What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?"

Whereas a psychologist will say, "Thank you for sharing that with us."

An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.

The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."

The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"

What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?

A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.