Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?

Because it has "Curry" in it.

If you get motion sickness on a DOWN escalator...

Do you still throw-UP?

What kind of food do Priests eat?

Parishable food.

A farmers wife is cooking. She says "I need a cup of molasses, but I ran out."

Farmers runs outside and returns with two dead moles.

Wife says, "I said a cup of molasses, not a couple of mole asses!"