How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.

The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.