The bank robber enters the bank with his gun drawn in plain sight.

He walks to the middle of the lobby, pauses for a few seconds, turns around a couple of times, and then approaches a teller.

Then scratching his temple with the gun barrel, he says to the teller, "Do you ever enter a room and forget why?"

Three NFL fans of a losing team were drowning their sorrows at a sports bar after the team lost yet again. The first fan said, "I blame the coach. If he developed better plays, we'd be a great team."

The second fan nodded and replied, "I blame the players. They just don't try hard enough."

The third fan thought for a moment and then said, "I blame my mom and dad. If I'd been born in Boston, I'd be supporting a better team."

Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?

Because they never cut corners!

I placed an order for fries at my local fast food establishment.

Then, before completing the order, the counter person asked, "Would you like fries with that order?"