As I watched my dog chasing his tail, I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused I am watching my dog chase his tail.

Why do we have elections in November?


Could it be that is the best month to select turkeys?

Q: Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin?

A: Because of the Nobel Prize.

My dad's last words before he kicked the bucket was...

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"