Last year i was approved to join a location procrastination club...
We have not met yet.
What are secrets?
Secrets are what we tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Two steps for making great tofu:
Step 1: Throw TOFU in the trash.
Step 2: Put a thick RIBEYE STEAK on the grill.
I went to a new bank in town to open a joint account. At one point in the application they ask for the second name on the account.
Apparently the bank did not like my response. I wrote down, 'Anyone who has a lot of money.'