The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.

After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, "When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"

She got the job.

Around 3pm every afternoon, I think it's time to put an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on my forehead and call it a day.

Do not underestimate your abilities...

That is your Boss's job!

My next door neighbor is originally from Canada. This past February we had what we call here in Oklahoma a blizzard.

I was discussing the 'blizzard' with my neighbor and ask how this compared to Canada.

His reply, "We call this July."