I do not have gray hair...

I have wisdom highlights!

How do trees go online?

They log-on of course.

Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?

Or the right to arm bears?

A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car.

After a few minutes the attendant comes to help.

The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside the car is her not so bright friend giving directions. "RIGHT, NOW LEFT, JUST A LITTLE MORE RIGHT..."