The Doctor, after examining the lady who had been brought into the EMERGENCY ROOM, said to the husband: "I'm afraid your wife is not looking well."

The husband replied, "I agree with you Doc, but she is a good cook and is great with the kids."

Behind every great man is a woman... rolling her eyes at him.

Wouldn't the world be a better place if some people used a GLUE STICK instead of LIP GLOSS?

Dear Winter,

I'm breaking up with you. I think it is time I start seeing other seasons.

Besides, Summer is much HOTTER than you!