What is it called when you get sick while riding in a carpool?
CAR POOL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
What did one fly say to the other?
Time to call the SWAT TEAM!
A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?
The busy agent replied, "Just a moment."
The not-so-smart lady replied, "Thank you," and then hung up.
The judge reviews the divorce case very carefully and issues his judgement. "Mr Smith, I am going to give your wife $750 a month."
Mr. Smith's replies, "That's very nice of you, judge. And every once in a while I will send her a little extra too."